Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. Nothing is funnier than a perfectly timed pun. Cheese said we wouldn’t last, but we proved her wrong. Drop it like it’s hot – love this food pun. My friend fell into a vat of curry. A: Blue cheese. Subscribe to The Pun Guys: http://bit.ly/ThePunGuysSub Best of The Pun Guys: http://bit.ly/BestOfThePunGuys Check out our hilarious merch! To make it a little bit easier to navigate through this list you’ll find the puns sorted into categories below, enjoy! He said the steaks were too high. Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling. They say he made a mint. We’ve cooked up some a-peeling food puns for when you’re starving for a laugh! Jan 25, 2018 - Explore Andrea Rusch's board "grocery store puns" on Pinterest. I love candy canes when they’re in mint condition. Donut you know you’re special? To get better buns. 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